Gaydar

Gay + Radar

The ability to detect someone's sexuality.

"Man, he's not gay? I was picking up all these signals! My gaydar must be broken."

Pilldo

Pill + Dildo

An erection with pharmaceutical assistance.

"Honey, put away the toy and I'll go grab a pilldo."

Peerection

Pee + Erection

An erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder.

"Seriously, it's just a peerection. I don't want you, I just want to pee."

Testival

Testicle + Festival.

A gathering of people with a high proportion of men.

"This party's a total testival. Who forgot to invite the women?"